{"id":73,"date":"2004-10-10T21:57:55","date_gmt":"2004-10-10T11:57:55","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=73"},"modified":"2004-10-10T21:58:11","modified_gmt":"2004-10-10T11:58:11","slug":"drunks-are-funny-he-he-he","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/archives\/2004\/10\/10\/drunks-are-funny-he-he-he\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunks are funny  &#8211; he he he"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hubby had a <strong>blah<\/strong> day today &#8230;&#8230; and decided to solve it with slightly more than half a bottle of wine tonite.  Now witnessing this is always a reminder of why he usually doesn&#8217;t drink.<\/p>\n<p>He has a low body weight, and a fast metabolism.  This means that the alcohol hits his system fast.  Within a hour of starting drinking, he is moderately incoherant and having to concentrate on not running into the furniture.  2 hours? &#8230;. and he is explaining to me why he isn&#8217;t as think as I drunk he is.  Overall the effect is milding amusing and ever so slightly annoying.  See, being a big girl &#8230;. it takes a considerable amount of alcohol to get the same effect.<\/p>\n<p>And worse of all, thanks to a fast metabolism &#8230; he will have processed all the alcohol before bed, and therefore won&#8217;t have a hangover &#8230;.. which stinks!   \ud83d\ude21<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hubby had a blah day today &#8230;&#8230; and decided to solve it with slightly more than half a bottle of wine tonite. Now witnessing this is always a reminder of why he usually doesn&#8217;t drink. He has a low body weight, and a fast metabolism. This means that the alcohol hits his system fast. Within &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/archives\/2004\/10\/10\/drunks-are-funny-he-he-he\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Drunks are funny  &#8211; he he he&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-Family","category-Personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}