{"id":65,"date":"2004-09-26T17:37:34","date_gmt":"2004-09-26T07:37:34","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=65"},"modified":"2004-09-26T17:37:43","modified_gmt":"2004-09-26T07:37:43","slug":"interesting-marketing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/archives\/2004\/09\/26\/interesting-marketing\/","title":{"rendered":"Interesting marketing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok so we have all seen lollies with interesting facts on the wrappers, even toilet paper with stuff to read.  Well the other day I saw something that just blew me away.<\/p>\n<p>Now you are warned, I am going to be talking about feminine hygiene products.<br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><br \/>\nMy wife uses Libra brand panty liners and for some reason beyond me, the paper that covers the adhesive strips has &#8220;interesting information&#8221; printed on it.<\/p>\n<p>What is really strange is they call these information snippets &#8220;Odd Spots&#8221;.  Ok now I am not a lady, but calling them &#8220;Odd Spots&#8221; is just unsettling.<\/p>\n<p>Anyhow for your enjoyment here are a few of them.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Odd Spot #54<br \/>\nSwans are the only birds with penises.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That explains the guys in swan Lake.  <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Odd Spot #72<br \/>\nThe average human body contains enough potassium to fire a toy cannon.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That explains my performance in bed (toy remember).<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Odd Spot #19<br \/>\nThe poisonous copperhead snake smells like a fresh cut cucumbers.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ok so if you smell cucumbers, <strong>RUN<\/strong>, it could be a snake&#8230;. or some nice sandwiches.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Odd Spot #102<br \/>\nBulletproof vest, fire escapes, laser printers and windshield wipers were all invented by women.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But not feminine hygiene products \ud83d\ude00 .<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Odd Spot #56<br \/>\nIf you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and then sinking to the bottom.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>However, trust me, a strawberry tastes better.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Odd Spot #25<br \/>\nMost people fear public speaking more than death.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Does that include Blogging?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok so we have all seen lollies with interesting facts on the wrappers, even toilet paper with stuff to read. Well the other day I saw something that just blew me away. Now you are warned, I am going to be talking about feminine hygiene products.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-Opinions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}