{"id":174,"date":"2007-08-09T16:48:49","date_gmt":"2007-08-09T06:48:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/archives\/2007\/08\/09\/creative-prose\/"},"modified":"2007-08-09T16:48:49","modified_gmt":"2007-08-09T06:48:49","slug":"creative-prose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/archives\/2007\/08\/09\/creative-prose\/","title":{"rendered":"Creative Prose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My son&#8217;s (8 years old) homework includes the standard question &#8220;Make a sentence that includes your spelling words&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 So her are a few from his latest collection:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A shield get(s) battered and dented, a sword gets blood on it, the dark side is doomed.<\/li>\n<li>Fourth does not get on the podium.<\/li>\n<li>Why do I have to.. why.. WHY?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I love the last one, I think he wanted to stop doing his homework.\u00c2\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My son&#8217;s (8 years old) homework includes the standard question &#8220;Make a sentence that includes your spelling words&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 So her are a few from his latest collection: A shield get(s) battered and dented, a sword gets blood on it, the dark side is doomed. Fourth does not get on the podium. Why do I have &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/archives\/2007\/08\/09\/creative-prose\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Creative Prose&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-Family","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}