Got this in the mail today. <\/p>\n
You are running late for work yet you still arrive before 9am.<\/p>\n
You can see your breath in front of you at 7:30pm INSIDE THE HOUSE.<\/p>\n
You can’t walk through a mall without greeting 10 aquaintances.<\/p>\n
You RARELY go to the coast (and come back as red as a beetroot when youdo).<\/p>\n
You whine about having to travel 30 minutes to see someone.<\/p>\n
Your friends won’t travel 30 minutes to see you because they think its too
\nfar.<\/p>\nYou travel from Tuggers to Belco or Gungahlin to have people say “Gosh,
\nyou’re a long way from home.”<\/p>\nYou think people who live in Belco and work in Tuggers are crazy (who’d want
\nto live over there!!!).<\/p>\nYou think people who live in Tuggers and work in Belco are more crazy (who’d
\nwant to work over there!!!).<\/p>\nGlow in the dark bowling becomes an appealing past time.<\/p>\n
The Govt invites you to implosions as a “Family fun day”.<\/p>\n
The highlight of your Wednesday evening is seeing Garema Place come up on
\nthe The Panel on Channel 10<\/p>\nYou actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from
\nCanberra.<\/p><\/blockquote>\nI must admit it seems I am becoming a local.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Got this in the mail today. You are running late for work yet you still arrive before 9am. You can see your breath in front of you at 7:30pm INSIDE THE HOUSE. You can’t walk through a mall without greeting 10 aquaintances. You RARELY go to the coast (and come back as red as a … <\/p>\n