{"id":130,"date":"2005-09-14T20:13:09","date_gmt":"2005-09-14T10:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/?p=130"},"modified":"2005-09-14T20:13:19","modified_gmt":"2005-09-14T10:13:19","slug":"because-ivette-tagged-me%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/archives\/2005\/09\/14\/because-ivette-tagged-me%e2%80%a6\/","title":{"rendered":"Because Ivette tagged me\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In bold the things that match me:<\/p>\n<p>I miss somebody right now.<br \/>\nI don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t watch much TV these days.<br \/>\n<strong>I love olives.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>I own lots of books.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>I wear glasses or contact lenses.<\/strong> &#8211; but only for reading<br \/>\n<strong>I love to play videogames.<\/strong><br \/>\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve tried marijuana.<br \/>\n<strong>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve watched porn movies.<\/strong> &#8211; after all I am a man.<br \/>\nI have been in a threesome.<br \/>\nI have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.<br \/>\n<strong>I believe honesty is \u00e2\u20ac\u0153usually\u00e2\u20ac\u009d the best policy.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>I curse sometimes.<\/strong><br \/>\nI have changed a lot mentally over the last year.<br \/>\nI carry my knife\/razor everywhere with me.<br \/>\n<strong>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m TOTALLY smart.<\/strong> &#8211; a &#8220;know-it-all&#8221; is what they tell me.<br \/>\n<strong>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve never broken someone\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s bones.<\/strong><br \/>\nI have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.<br \/>\nI hate the rain.<br \/>\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m paranoid at times.<br \/>\nI would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.<br \/>\n<strong>I need money right now.<\/strong><br \/>\nI love sushi.<br \/>\nI talk really, really fast.<br \/>\nI have fresh breath in the morning.<br \/>\nI have long hair.<br \/>\nI have lost money in Las Vegas.<br \/>\n<strong>I have at least one brother and\/or one sister.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>I was born in a country outside of the U.S.<\/strong><br \/>\nI have worn fake hair\/fingernails\/eyelashes in the past.<br \/>\nI couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t survive without Caller I.D.<br \/>\n<strong>I like the way that I look.<\/strong> &#8211; mostly teeth could be straighter<br \/>\nI have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.<br \/>\nI know how to corn row. But may have lost the knack.<br \/>\nI am usually pessimistic.<br \/>\nI have a lot of mood swings.<br \/>\n<strong>I think prostitution should be legalized.<\/strong><br \/>\nI think Britney Spears is pretty.<br \/>\nI have slept with a Suitemate.<br \/>\nI have a hidden talent.<br \/>\n<strong>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.<\/strong><br \/>\nI have a lot of friends.<br \/>\nI am currently single.<br \/>\nI have pecked someone of the same sex.<br \/>\n<strong>I enjoy talking on the phone.<\/strong><br \/>\nI practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.<br \/>\n<strong>I love to shop.<\/strong><br \/>\nI would rather shop than eat.<br \/>\nI would classify myself as ghetto.<br \/>\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.<br \/>\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.<br \/>\nI don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t hate anyone.<br \/>\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m a pretty good dancer.<br \/>\nI don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.<br \/>\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.<br \/>\n<strong>I have a cell phone.<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>I believe in God.<\/em> &#8211; tough one.<br \/>\nI watch MTV on a daily basis.<br \/>\nI have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.<br \/>\n<strong>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve rejected someone before.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>I currently like someone.<\/strong> &#8211; I am married to her<br \/>\nI have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.<br \/>\nI want to have children in the future.<br \/>\n<strong>I have changed a diaper before.<\/strong><br \/>\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve called the cops on a friend before.<br \/>\nI am a member of the Tom Green fan club.<br \/>\n<strong>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not allergic to anything.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>I have a lot to learn.<\/strong><br \/>\nI have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.<br \/>\nI am shy around the opposite sex.<br \/>\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m online 24\/7, even as an away message.<br \/>\n<strong>I have at least 5 away messages saved.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>I have tried alcohol or drugs before.<\/strong><br \/>\nI have made a move on a friend\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s significant other or crush in the past.<br \/>\nI own the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153South Park\u00e2\u20ac\u009d movie.<br \/>\nI have avoided assignments at work\/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.<br \/>\nWhen I was a kid I played \u00e2\u20ac\u0153the birds and the bees\u00e2\u20ac\u009d with a neighbor or chum.<br \/>\nI enjoy some country music.<br \/>\n<strong>I would die for my best friends.<\/strong><br \/>\nI think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.<br \/>\nI watch soap operas whenever I can.<br \/>\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m obsessive, and often a perfectionist.<br \/>\nI have used my sexuality to advance my career.<br \/>\nI love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.<br \/>\nI know all the words to Slick Rick\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Children\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Story\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<br \/>\nHalloween is awesome because you get free candy.<br \/>\nI watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.<br \/>\n<strong>I have dated a close friend\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ex.<\/strong> &#8211; does my Brother&#8217;s ex count<br \/>\nI like surveys\/memes.<br \/>\n<strong>I am happy at this moment.<\/strong><br \/>\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m obsessed with guys.<br \/>\nI am bisexual.<br \/>\n<strong>Democrat.<\/strong> &#8211;  not that we call them that here<br \/>\nConservative Republican.<br \/>\nI am punk rockish.<br \/>\nI am preppy.<br \/>\nI go for older guys\/girls, not younger.<br \/>\n<strong>I study for tests most of the time.<\/strong><br \/>\nI tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve ever met.<br \/>\n<strong>I can work on a car.<\/strong> &#8211; its hard as the computer slides around when we turn corners.<br \/>\nI love my job.<br \/>\n<strong>I am comfortable with who I am right now.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In bold the things that match me: I miss somebody right now. I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t watch much TV these days. I love olives. I own lots of books. I wear glasses or contact lenses. &#8211; but only for reading I love to play videogames. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve tried marijuana. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve watched porn movies. &#8211; after all I am &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/archives\/2005\/09\/14\/because-ivette-tagged-me%e2%80%a6\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Because Ivette tagged me\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-Opinions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.castley.net\/brog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}